Ted Cruz Nude Pics Crash Internet

Internet providers scambled on Monday to get their servers back on line after nude photos of Sen. Ted Cruz were posted on line by a Hollywood Gossip site.

The photos (so graphic that they caused projectile vomiting by some internet users) where…

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Drones Demand Extra Pay for Working in NYC

Sure they’re unmanned, but that doesn’t mean those airborne vehicles don’t wanna have a life. If the drones have to put up with trouble and inconvenience, they expect to be adequately compensated for it.

A bunch of them made that abundantly cle…

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Giants-Royals: World Series “Tale of the Tape”

With the World Series beginning, it’s time for some analysis. But all due respect to the sabermetrics folks, the Oakland A’s have long-since been eliminated from the postseason. That means the best way to analyze the Giants-Royals matchup is with a good, old-fashioned Tale of the Tape.
Get ready to be informed.
Big Names
Giants: Hunter Pence, Madison Bumgarner, Buster Posey, Pablo Sandoval, Tim Lincecum, Tim Hudson.
Royals: “Moustakas” has nine letters.
Manager
Giants: Bochy
Royals: bunty
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BREAKING: Start of NBA Season Postponed Until Kobe Bryant’s Overall Player Ranking Can be Agreed On

NBA commissioner Adam Silver announced today that the scheduled start of the NBA regular season will be postponed indefinitely until a consensus can be reached on where Kobe Bryant ranks among current NBA players.
“Obviously, we can’t proceed and open the season with this much uncertainty in the NBA landscape,” said Silver. “While we, of course, wanted to start the season as scheduled, we owe it to everyone to have Kobe Bryant accurately ranked before a single meaningful game tips-off.”
Bryant, who is 36 years-old and played only six games last season, was recently ranked as the 40th best player in the NBA by ESPN, which touched off intense debate throughout the league. Bryant himself said that his 40th place ranking was determined by “idiots,” and Bryant supporters said all that and more. Others suggested Bryant may not even be the league’s 40th best player.
“Our fanbase is being torn apart and we can’t let this important issue fester,” said Silver. “That’s why I have called together the best basketball minds from across the world to NBA headquarters. No one will leave under Bryant is ranked and that ranking has unanimous support.”
Hours into the Kobe summit, sources say Bryant’s ranking is averaging 21.247. Meetings could continue for days or weeks and the NBA season will not start until a decision is reached.
“I want to play, but I can’t play with this hanging over us,” said LeBron James. “We need this resolved for the good of the NBA.”
One compromise reportedly being discussed is that instead of determining Bryant’s exact ranking, perhaps the NBA could adopt the NFL’s model of deciding only if a player is ELITE or NOT ELITE.
But Silver does not favor that approach.
“We must have an exact number,” said Silver. “ELITE is too vague and now means nothing. You can’t debate an exact number.”
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Also see …
VIDEO: Kobe Bryant has seen enough of the horrible, Kobe-less Lakers
VIDEO: Sobbing guy really likes Kobe Bryant and humiliating himself
SP’s NBA page
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