Oh, No. NFL News Reportedly About to Break.

According to several league sources and insiders, some NFL news is set to break within the hour.
“Oh, crap,” said on NFL fan in Times Square when told there would be news. “I’m not sure how much of this I can take. I’m about to give up on humanity.”
Another fan thanked a reporter for giving him the heads up that there would be NFL news.
“Within the hour you said? I think I have enough time to get out of here and head up into the mountains,” said the fan. “I have some vacation time saved up. I’m just going to hide out in the woods for a while and try to connect with … well, anything that’s not the NFL. Maybe everything will be over in a week or two.”
Yet some NFL fans remained positive.
“Well, I mean, maybe it could be NFL news that is NOT terrible,” he said. “Maybe, I don’t know … a player got hurt. Or … oh! Maybe a player got in a bar fight, but he was mostly defending himself. That wouldn’t be so bad, right? No. No, why am I kidding myself. It’s going to be a bunch of players running a child slave labor camp, isn’t it?”
League sources would not disclose the nature of the news that is set to break, but they did say commissioner Roger Goodell was hurriedly packing up his office, grabbing cash from a safe, and would be departing from a rooftop helicopter in several minutes.
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NFL asks Peyton Manning to keep hidden for a few months whatever horrible crimes he’s doing
NFL Good Guys: 10 NFL Players Who Have Never Been Linked to a Horrible Crime
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The Crappiest Fantasy Team in America: Week 2!

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From reader Andrew L. … “This isn’t my team but dear god what total shit do you have to eat in order to get 23 points? Also, what a waste of 130 point effort.”

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The Crappiest Fantasy Team in America: Week 1
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VIDEO: Cubs Fan Loses Wedding Ring While Catching HR Ball

From joy quickly to sorrow. This is a microcosm of the start and quick end of every Cubs season.
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VIDEO: The Cubs scoreboard operator fell asleep because Cubs
12 Quotes from the First Game at Wrigley Field in 1914
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